
Reading Juvenal’s satires can be exhausting.
Juvenal is the master of Roman satire (satura), an original Latin genre of poetry, and he relentlessly attacks Rome. Indeed, he’s so critical that he had to set his satires in the past so as not to get himself exiled or killed.
There is nothing good about Rome, according to Juvenal. The city is so noisy he never sleeps, the stench is unbearable, the nouveau riche serve wine “so rough a skeep-skin wouldn’t absorb it,” and he is indignant about gay marriage (there was no LGBTQ+ movement).
Perhaps he is most offended by bad poetry. In Satire I, he complains, “Must I always listen? Will I ever retaliate for being harassed by hoarse Cordus’ readings of his Theseid?” Juvenal adds, “It is difficult not to write satire (difficile est saturam scribere)” after listening to so much drivel. “Moderation is foolish, when you meet so many scribblers everywhere: there’s no point in sparing paper that’s already doomed.” (Stulta est clementia, cum vatibus tot ubique/ occuras, periturae parcere chartae).
I have met a Cordus on several occasions. This shameless narcissist babbles on and on to a restless audience. Even his performance can’t elevate his poetry. Mind you, famous award-winning writers usually impress me, but that’s because their poetry is better.
For several years, it seemed that all my friends wrote poetry. I’d be walking down the street, and they’d corner me and ask me to critique it. All my friends’ poems are excellent, of course – I support their work and always praise it – but it’s an awkward situation. Why me?
One day I was sitting in a posh friend’s Mercedes Benz when she snapped open the glove compartment and took out several pages of rhyming poetry. “Read this, please.” I love thinking of her sitting on a high stool in her kitchen writing verse by hand. And the rhymes were a welcome change from constipated prose divided into short lines that sometimes pass for poetry. I told her she was a retro-Edna St. Vincent Millay, a high compliment.
Another friend, a published poet, writes graceful poetry about nature. She has inspired generations of students in creative writing classes and workshops. And I think her methods of teaching and are the best: a little gentle criticism, with lots of praise.
And then there was my raging, brilliant friend. Every time a poem was returned to her in a self-addressed envelope, she’d stomp on it and swear that it was as good as anything published in their magazines.
What would Juvenal say? “Whatever men do, prayer, fear, anger, passion, small pleasures, and wandering here and there, is the fodder of my little book,” he wrote.
A dangerous little book in the first and second centuries A.D., I would say, but good for Juvenal.














