
I used to whine about the closing of The Daily Planner, a New York stationery store that sold its wares online. I ordered the most splendid notebooks and notepads over the years.
And then The Daily Planner closed.
“Goddamn it! Where am I supposed to get notebooks now?”
There was Target, there was K-Mart, there were office supply stores. But I could not find any of the brands from the Daily Planner.
And then… Eureka! I was looking through a box today and found four notebooks from the Daily Planner. The orange Nava Notes notebook was still in the cellophane wrapping. I’m clutching it to my bosom.
Let me very briefly catalogue these notebooks.




- An oversized orange Nave Notes paperback notebook. I love the quality of the paper and the spaces for Year, Day, and Month in tiny letters at the top of each page. I used my first Nava Notes for a book journal, but plan to be more eclectic now. .
- An oversized Clairefontaine green-and-purple pad (size A4, made in France). Clairefontaine is known for its silky paper, but, hilariously, I used it to scribble an essay on the modern obsession with butts. (Essay below this list.)
- a Miquelerius black and red spiral notebook, in which I have scribbled a strange story, or God knows what.
- A light blue, aesthetic Apica spiral notebook, made in Japan. I used it for notes on various Latin stuff I was reading. There is a whole page on Latin synonyms for “conspire” and “conspiracy.”
And here is , yes, my infamous essay on butts, even cigarette butts.
Nobody ever talked about the Beatles’ butts.
On the cover of Abbey Road, John, Paul, Ringo and George are crossing Abbey Road. Their long suit jackets “cover their asses.” George wears jeans with a denim shirt tucked in. His butt is flat. I guess the question is, do John, Paul, and Ringo have butts? And the second question is: Do we care?
Personally, I’m more interested in their footwear.
John: white sneakers. George: white or tan desert boots. Ringo: black shoes. Paul: barefoot. Paul also holds a cigarette.
It’s 1969. Were people showing off their butts? I don’t think so. Not unless they were Bridget Bardot. I don’t think Twiggy had a butt. People “covered their asses” or “saved their asses.” Butts were also the ends of cigarettes. Unfortunate people are the butts of jokes.
But suddenly in the twenty-first century everything was about butts. Women, by the way, are allowed to be flat-chested again – the first time since the 1920s flappers probably- because everything is about the cute, firm butt. To achieve that miracle, women are expected to work out at gyms and become as muscular as men: people in photos in the 1960’s and ’70s looked softer.
The obsession with butts is perhaps a bit scatological.
I’m too busy to think about it. But it’s very twenty-first century.
I am so silly. This is perfect blog fare. Sorry if I offended anyone.
I am normally in realistic mode, though. No optimism about the future of the (daily) planet for me! I will use my new-old notebooks to become a POSITIVE person. YES, I AM GOING TO LIVE MY LIFE AS A FANTASIST!
“Saw a unicorn today.” Who cares if it’s a deer: I say it is unicorn.
“Saw Gollum talking on a cell phone at a coffee house.”
“A Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid sighting in Omaha.”
“Shelley Duvall comes back to life and will star in a new movie.” (I loved Shelley Duvall.)
I’ll fly in my house to the mall this afternoon. It’s the new transportation.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU KNOW THESE GREAT BRANDS OF NOTEBOOKS? WHAT BRAND, OR NON-BRAND, DO YOU USE?
LET ME KNOW.











