Starbuck and Feline Rights:  A Trip to the Pound

Starbuck with her arm around Louisa May.

Imagine yourself at the pound in the twentieth century. Hundreds of dogs and cats sit in cages waiting to be adopted.  This is not a no-kill shelter:  this large city, known to truckers as The Big Dirty, is basic in its approach to unwanted animals.  You walk past rows of cages.  The dogs and cats are frantic, terrified, bewildered, listless, or have given up.  They whimper or wag their tails.  They bark or meow.  They stick their paws through the wire.  They can smell death; they can smell the euthanized animals burning in the incinerator behind the building. 

I try not to think about the incinerators, about the animals smelling burning flesh.  The incinerators are monitored by the EPA and state air pollution agencies, because they generate  toxic emissions, as do the incinerators at human crematories.  Bodies are mostly  water, but the gas-fueled incinerators emit carbon monoxide, sulfur dioxide, and oxide nitrogen.  

An anxious employee told me a horror story that haunts me.  She was traumatized and going mad, or she wouldn’t have told a stranger. Someone had dropped off a litter of kittens stuffed in a paper sack. These poor terrified mutilated kittens had to be euthanized. I gave her a pack of kleenex from my purse.

I took a deep breath. I did not share the sad story with my husband, because this was supposed to be a happy day.

And at that moment, a tiny black-and-white kitten demanded our attention. She climbed up the wire cage door, stuck to it with her claws, and meowed plaintively. 

She was the one.

We called her Starbuck.  She relaxed as soon as we left the building.  She purred in my lap in the car.  A car was a better living space than a cage.  And soon we were at home.  Wow, she loved running around that space.

Starbuck was so small that she had to be fed tiny morsels by hand for the first few weeks.  When she caught a cold, I sat with her in the bathroom and ran the shower so the steam would clear up her sinuses. And perhaps because I gave her so much attention, she became not only a good friend to cats and humans but a social worker and feline rights activist.  

A few years later, we adopted a kitten named Louisa May.  Starbuck washed her, cuddled with her, and taught her how to use the litter box. 

Starbuck and Louisa May were inseparable. One of their favorite activities was breaking into the attic. They would claw at the carpet under the door for hours, having figured out by kitty engineering or instinct that the door might open if they dug their claws in the right spot for long enough. One day I found the door open and the two cats happily  burrowing in boxes of books.  Louisa May left tiny claw tears on the cover of a Willa Cather book. I was so impressed with their break-in that I couldn’t stop laughing.

Starbuck also became a social worker.  When our oldest cat, Martian, who really was ancient, began to spend most of her time dozing in the Barcalounger, she was bullied at meals.  Emma was a feline rights activist:  she escorted Martian to the food bowls and batted away the bully while Martian ate.

Nowadays, in our small city, a no-kill shelter seems to have taken over the work of the pound.  And what a good thing that is! We loved our cats from the pound, but I am so happy that the animals now have a better chance of finding a good home. There are many adult rescue cats, as well as kittens. And the adult cats often are “buddy cats,” who come from the same home and cannot be separated.

An automatic family!

Lonely Insomniac: Why Aren’t All Our Cats Named Chloe?

I lived at the square in a cozy railroad apartment. At the time, I was an insomniac who devoted hours to studying classics.  I translated the Gettysburg Adress into Greek in the style of Lysias,  a whimsical task assigned by my Greek Composition professor.  Who thought these things up, I wondered?  It was in the tradition of the nineteenth-century gentleman reading classics at Oxford or Harvard.   I would never become  a nineteenth-century gentleman, but I might well be the reincarnation of Elizabeth Barrett Browning, who also translated Greek.

But what to do about the loneliness?  There I was, stuck in a carrel at the library, consulting reference books, dictionaries, classical journals, re-translating Lysias’s speeches, and skimming a biography of Abraham Lincoln (that was unnecessary). Sometimes I dragged my books down to the cafeteria for a snack and coffee.  It was the refuge of raggedy, wild-eyed, incoherent students who had not slept in days and barely remembered their names.  There should have been a sign above the coffee pot:  WE NEVER SLEEP.

And then it happened: someone was giving away free Siamese kittens at the market.  She was wild, but it was love at first sight. Here’s what no one told me:  Chloe knew Greek.

It was no longer necessary to live in the library. Chloe helped me:  she batted at my Bic pen when I wrote in a spiral notebook,  guiding me to refine my prose.  She sat in the dictionary when I tried to look up kakodaimon (“evil genius”).

“Chloe, don’t you want to look up kakodaimon?”

She did not.  And so I affectionately called her Kakodaimon if she left footprints in the cornbread, ripped the curtains while speedily climbing them as if they were Mount Everest, or knocked over the Christmas tree.

Chloe was not thrilled when we adopted other cats.  One day she led them through the back of cupboard to a crawl space between the floors.  One of the cats got lost.  We called her name repeatedly to guide her back through the portal.

I wonder why we didn’t name any of our later cats Chloe. Some people do that. If their dog is Fluffy, all their later dogs are called Fluffy.

But we have never had another Siamese. And it wouldn’t be right to call a calico or tuxedo cat Chloe. 

And they probably wouldn’t answer to it anyway.

The Survivalist Generation

The survivalists.

Every generation of cats is different.

Long ago, we adopted our first generation of free kittens.  It was like living in a picture book:  they daintily drank milk, adorably raced around the apartment chasing toys, and once ventured through a loose panel in the linen cupboard which led under the floor.  Naturally, they got lost.  We had to walk above them and call their names to guide them back through the panel.

Recently, we had a survivalist generation of cats.  The strong-willed tortoiseshell (pictured above) and the white cat with brown and gray markings hopped into the tub first thing in the morning to lap water out of the faucet.  They also drank out of their bowl, but the tub had a fascination for them.

They lived to be very, very old ladies.  They died in 2019.  We miss them so much.

Illustration by B. Kliban

A friend said recently, “What if there’s heaven for cats and not people?”

We all believe in heaven for cats!

And here’s a lovely poem:

“On the Death of a Cat,” by Christina Rossetti

Who shall tell the lady’s grief
When her Cat was past relief?
Who shall number the hot tears
Shed o’er her, beloved for years?
Who shall say the dark dismay
Which her dying caused that day?

Come, ye Muses, one and all,
Come obedient to my call.
Come and mourn, with tuneful breath,
Each one for a separate death;
And while you in numbers sigh,
I will sing her elegy.

Of a noble race she came,
And Grimalkin was her name.
Young and old full many a mouse
Felt the prowess of her house:
Weak and strong full many a rat
Cowered beneath her crushing pat:
And the birds around the place
Shrank from her too close embrace.
But one night, reft of her strength,
She laid down and died at length:
Lay a kitten by her side,
In whose life the mother died.
Spare her line and lineage,
Guard her kitten’s tender age,
And that kitten’s name as wide
Shall be known as her’s that died.

And whoever passes by
The poor grave where Puss doth lie,
Softly, softly let him tread,
Nor disturb her narrow bed.

A Readerly Cat, a “Jane Eyre” Notebook, & Are You Charlotte, Emily, or Anne?

I am an allurophile (a cat fancier).  I have lived with, oh, fifteen or twenty cats over the years.   I’m not sure of the exact number.

It started when a friend’s roommate’s boss in Bean Blossom was giving away free kittens.  I wanted a free kitten, but I also aspired to visit Bean Blossom. (Southern Indiana is gorgeous and Bean Blossom is the home of Bill Monroe’s Bluegrass Festival.) The Siamese kitten turned out to be a genius who helped me get my master’s by providing much needed recreation.  She batted my pens and plopped down on Liddell and Scott (a Greek dictionary) when I did too much work. “No need to be a scholar,” she seemed to say.  Her favorite game was “Kakodaimon” (“evil genius”), in which she batted at a scary rag doll of the same name. She also raced up the curtains and hung by her claws from the fiberglass ceiling.  Her most mischieveous act:   knocking over a  professor’s Christmas tree when she boarded with him over winter break.

Uh oh, you may wonder:  Is this a satire in which an academic career in classics is ruined by a Siamese?  Nah, that’s probably one of Rita Mae Brown’s Sneaky Pie cat mysteries.

Anyway, we became allurophiles.  Every time I passed a sign for “Free Kittens,”  I came home with a new cat. Mind you, these are not collectible cats with pedigrees.  A box of tuxedo kittens at the Farmers’ Market?  I’ll take one, sure.  If we had more space I’d become a foster cat mom.

The adorable cat pictured at the top of this post used to be a very wild kitten: she mischievously hopped into the refrigerator if you weren’t looking.  You’d find her sitting on the lettuce…  that happened once!  Today she was in a readerly mood, though. She sat down with a copy of Wuthering Heights.  Or should I say beside Wuthering Heights?  Doesn’t she look serious?

I took snaps of my Bronte collection because Lolly, a longtime member of one of my book groups, gave me a really cute Charlotte Bronte notebook. I do love the purple flex-cover!  Yes, there’s a quote from Charlotte, but the opening pages of Jane Eyre are also printed in tiny print on the cover.   I am saving this journal for a special occasion.  Maybe for special Bronte notes.

The pages of the notebook are ruled not with lines but also with the text of Jane Eyre. I wonder if the entire text is in the notebook?

 

Anyway, I needed to look at my Bronte collection.  Here’s a snap.

And here’s my Heritage Press edition of Wuthering Heights.  It’s too tall to photograph with the others!

I can’t decide if my favorite Bronte is Villette or Wuthering Heights!  It was Wuthering Heights for many years, until I began to see my life less in terms of Gothic passion (Catherine and Heathcliff can be exhausting) than f work and everyday life spiced up by the occasional ghost and unsolicited Gothic laudanum trip (I am Lucy Snowe in Villette).

Life is extreme.  There’s no getting away from it.  And I’m Emily and Charlotte rather than Anne.

ARE YOU EMILY, CHARLOTTE, OR ANNE?  Male or female, you’re one of these if you love the Brontes!  Go ahead–choose one!